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Two Australians walk out of a bar

Hey, it could happen!

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Because 6 7 8.

2. Why can't the egg listen to jokes?

Because he would crack up!

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But I bottled it.

4. "You can tell it's a dogwood just from the bark?"

Out with a sawyer crew, a workmate pointed to a leafless tree and said, "We need to take down that dogwood." I asked the question in the headline above, and everyone started laughing. I did not know why, so eventually someone explained my own joke to me.

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7. A freighter carrying purple paint…

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9. Girl's talk

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